Thursday, June 29, 2017

CBO Green-lights Internet tax reform bill

Estimates Speculate Reduction of Federal Deficit by $119 Billion

Trump on Left; Bezos on Right

In an apparent attempt to spur economic stimulation for the most socially suceptible Americans, the President had his most recent campaign promise -- the Internet Is Now Free, the best; brought to you by America -- scored by the Congressional Budget Office.

The guidelines note, "a hotel reservation, whether or not paid, would not constitute a bona fide relationship with an entity in the United States." Despite this apparent uptick in the President's day, he was overheard in the Oval Office yelling at his Amazon Echo device for allegedly leaking details to the press.


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