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Friday, June 30, 2017
Trumptard Double Downs on “Low I.Q. Crazy Mika”: "LIES!!! MAN CAN'T MARRY A DOG"
Thursday, June 29, 2017
West Wing Reads...only books with pictures
"REAL CBO BCRA HEADLINE: NO INDIVIDUAL MARKET LOSSES IN 2018, BUT UP 1 MILLION FROM 2017"
Orrin “Dipsy Doodle” Hatch: "She was asking for it. Don't want to be fondled, don't go in the Oval Office"
Orrin “Dipsy Doodle” Hatch. |
FLOTUS Phone Flap - Why is OBAMA sending DICK PICS to MELANIA?!?
“What a beautiful dairy?” Trump Declares While Fondling Irish Reporters Left Breast
NSFW!!! Bloom's Baby Boner Bumps Bastard Barren Brewhaha NSFW!!!
Source: SLATE NEWS
Barren Baron, Barren bastard
Trump shoots blanks, Putin unloads in Melania
Allegations were levied against the President's fertility as he celebrated his 71st birthday.
According to medical documents leaked to the RDJTN Politics Team, the White House Medical Staff noted on the President's most recent physical that his sperm count was well below the average level to maintain virility. This information bolsters the claim that Barren Trump is actually the illegitimate son of Vladimir Putin
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CBO Green-lights Internet tax reform bill
Estimates Speculate Reduction of Federal Deficit by $119 Billion
In an apparent attempt to spur economic stimulation for the most socially suceptible Americans, the President had his most recent campaign promise -- the Internet Is Now Free, the best; brought to you by America -- scored by the Congressional Budget Office.
The guidelines note, "a hotel reservation, whether or not paid, would not constitute a bona fide relationship with an entity in the United States." Despite this apparent uptick in the President's day, he was overheard in the Oval Office yelling at his Amazon Echo device for allegedly leaking details to the press.
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Wednesday, June 28, 2017
Putting the Bull in 'Bully' - WH Issues Threats To Syria Over Chemical Attacks Without Telling The Pentagon
Is there a Venezuelan bull in Trump's China Room?
President admires Venezuelan cohones from afar
A White House staffer overheard the President this morning during a breakfast pow-wow with his senior GOP Congressional colleagues in the China Room. The staffer told TRDTN sources that, while they passed through the center hall of the White House basement floor, they noted a conversation about the escalating situation in Venezuela.
The President was observed saying, "He admired the 'Good Hombres' cohones. He's no Chavez, but at least this guy knows how to get a message through the Supreme Court."
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Good Hombres: Helicopter launches attack on Supreme Court
Tuesday, June 27, 2017
DoD Short-Lists "Preperation H" for Syrian Operational Codename
Department of Defense short lists "Preperation H" for Syrian operational code name
ISIS and Hemeroids now share more than one thing in common; not only do both cause extreme discomfort and aggressive anal bleeding, but they both now fear the name "Preparation H."
Senior advisors were overheard by staffers in the EEOB 4th floor leaving an "I.C." meeting; they were discussing the President's fondness for the product and how it would likely resonate with him upon its proposal in the Oval Office later that day.
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Trump begins exploratory committee to investigate Senator Warren's heritage.
Trump begins exploratory committee to investigate Senator Warren's heritage.
A staffer close to a Special Assistant to the President of the United States within the White House Office told RealDJT this morning that the President has begun to secure funds for an exploratory committee thats sole focus is to investigate Senator Warren and the authenticity behind her claim that she has relations to the Native Americans.
While speculation behind the President's move grows like wildfire, sources claim they overheard President Trump in the Navy Mess say, " I won't lose out to that feather headed four-eyes; I'm the only casino man in this town!"
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Monday, June 26, 2017
Trump Demands an Apology. OBAMA'S RUSSIAN COLLUSION MAKES RETARD PRESIDENT
Trump makes several valid arguments:
1. Obama knew from secret wiretaps that DJT only ran for president to boost ratings for The Apprentice.
2. Obama was mad at Trump for revealing the truth about his Kenyan birth
Simple math people: 1 + 2 = Obama did it. Who's got a rope?
FOX NEWS
Trump Moral Quagmire: You had me at Conspiracy Theory & Scaring Blacks, why ruin a good thing by adding Islam?!
The Anti-Vaccination Movement Is Working with the Nation of Islam to Scare Black Families
Putin Secret Police "help" Lazy American into Embassy
Ivanka Trump grades father's political performance on scale used by Rosie O'Donnel.
1000% WIN!!!! Supreme Court agrees with DJT - MUSLIMS are DANGEROUS
DJT finaly got these clowns on board. Next stop, no more abortion town, choo choo!!!!! |
Sunday, June 25, 2017
Trump Approach: "Values create obstacles to our ability to advance our national security interests, our economic interests.”
Values = freedom, human dignity, the way people are treated
Old Approach = use American influence to advance the rights of minorities around the world, to negotiate a new arms control deal or to set norms of behavior for nations that attack each other with cyberweapons
Trump Approach: "Values create obstacles to our ability to advance our national security interests, our economic interests.”
From the NYTimes:
“Let’s talk first about my view of how you translate ‘America First’ into our foreign policy,” he said, and then went on to describe an era in which American economic and security interests would be paramount.
To many in the department, Mr. Tillerson’s speech was notable for what it did not include. Over the previous five presidencies, questions of how to use American influence to advance the rights of minorities around the world, to negotiate a new arms control deal or to set norms of behavior for nations that attack each other with cyberweapons had become the focus of American diplomacy. Not anymore.
And when Mr. Tillerson spoke of human rights, it was to caution that, while the United States always treasures “freedom, human dignity, the way people are treated,” those values would often not be reflected in policies. Values, he warned, cannot be allowed to “create obstacles to our ability to advance our national security interests, our economic interests.”
After giving it thought, Trump decided he has no interest in hosting a gang of "camel jockey terrorists."
President Donald Trump has now officially become the first president to not host an iftar dinner marking the Muslim holy month of Ramadan. Instead of continuing with the tradition Trump and First Lady Melania Trump released a statement wishing “warm greetings to Muslims as they celebrate whatever it is they are so worked up about."
Bare Down There: Melania's Shocking Prenup Conditions
Its no suprise DJT would insists on an iron-clad pre-nup, considering Ivana took him for $300 million. Ivana's Pre-Nup, according to Vanity Fair, was DJT's worst deal to date.
What is surprising is the attention paid to Melania's physical appearance. In addition to weekly weigh-ins and required BOTOX, its being reported that the president requires her nether regions to be devoid of all hair. Apparently, when the president feels the need to "grab them by the p*ssy" he doesn't want grass on the field.
Trump Attorney: The President's Tiny Hands are Huge.
Jay Sekulow, a member of the president's legal team, on NBC's "Meet The Press." |
Trump's New Look: is he trying to to win back voters?
Trump: I'll tell them he's back and those idiots will never tell the difference; we'll see who gets some health care legislation passed.
Bengali Monastery Claims to Breed Aplacas Exclusively for Donald Trump's Toupee
First reported on Reddit.
West Bengal University of Animal and Fishery Sciences reports that selective breeding has successfully produced the correct color specified by President Trump.
West Bengal University of Animal and Fishery Sciences
Address :
68, Kshudiram Bose Sarani,
Calcutta 700 037,
WEST BENGAL.
Telehone:5565021, 5571986
Fax : 033- 5571986
Pence NOT GAY!!! Slept with MOTHER at least once!?*
Acknowledging his many sordid bathroom encounters, Pence compares his earlier self to a slightly wilder George Michael of WHAM! fame, but insists he's now on the straight and narrow.
Ever the good Christian, Pence swears Karen Batten, AKA Mother, is, and always has been, a woman. Further, following their 1985 nuptials, Pence and Batten consummated the marriage in accords with biblical teachings, saying "sometimes God asks for more than you think you can give. I pictured Jesus, bit my lip, and got the job done. We both cried tears of joy, knowing that God was happy and, now that our heterosexuality was cemented, we wouldn't have to do that again."
Pence finds staying fit helps keep him stay on the Godly path.
America is about forgiveness; Pence should be congratulated for bravely sharing his story.
Pence and "workout buddy"? - undated photo - unknown source
*Unconfirmed - For humor only - must ask Pence. All quotes may be real, but came from no actual source. Please fact check on your own.
MEAN!!! Trump F*CKS Disabled Nephew?!?
Barry Obama: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a BF...
Barry Obama: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a BF... Trumtard: [Interrupting] What's a BF? Black Berry: If you ha...
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"LIES!!! MAN CAN'T MARRY A DOG" - realDJT America's favorite petulant child fires off what many are concluding is...
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Obama and Trump are both furious that multiple photographs of President Obama's engorged member have been appearing on the current fir...
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When reporter Caitriona Perry attended a press briefing with US President Donald Trump she probably didn't expect it would spark a deb...