Department of Defense short lists "Preperation H" for Syrian operational code name
ISIS and Hemeroids now share more than one thing in common; not only do both cause extreme discomfort and aggressive anal bleeding, but they both now fear the name "Preparation H."
Senior advisors were overheard by staffers in the EEOB 4th floor leaving an "I.C." meeting; they were discussing the President's fondness for the product and how it would likely resonate with him upon its proposal in the Oval Office later that day.
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